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Closing Windows/Opening Doors
1.
Closing
Windows/Opening Doors
2.
In Advance
3.
Nice
Boy(The Secret to the Workplace)
7.
17 Ain’t 24
8.
Acceptance
10.
Bored as Hell
11.
D.O.S.
12.
Quiet Song
I keep a cactus on my front porch
Just so it hurts a little when you come through the door
So now if you ever ask me why
I won’t have to tell you anymore
And there’s a doorbell
But it doesn’t work
I ripped it all up electrical and stuff
Just cause I’m a jerk
Yeah that’s right I’m a jerk
Cold wind blowing
Not cold enough for me
Like a man whose fought in his own American civil war
Is a man who closes all the windows and opens all the doors
So I keep a cactus on my front porch
Just so it hurts a little when you come through the door
So now if you ever ask me why
I won’t have to tell you anymore
And there’s a doorbell
But it doesn’t work
I ripped it all up electrical and shit
Just cause I’m a jerk
Yeah that’s right I’m a jerk
Cold wind blowing
Not cold enough for me
Like a man whose fought in his own American civil war
Is a man who closes all the windows and opens all the doors
Cold wind blowing
Not cold enough for me
Like a man whose fought in his own internal civil war
Is now a man who closes all the windows and opens all the doors
I can’t believe Bob Barker’s still the host after all these years
I think he should retire, sit back relax with a few bruskies
And I’m in love with a nineteen-year-old girl who’s really in to me
But I apologize in advance if I am Bon Jovi
I apologize in advance if I’m not who you wanted me to be
You can tell how talented I am by the way I play four chords
You can say that’s way to self aware but you know what I’m in this for
And I’m in love with a nineteen-year-old girl who’s really in to me
But I apologize in advance if I’m not who you wanted me to be
So I can’t believe Bob Barker’s still the host after all these years
I think he should retire, sit back relax with a few bruskies
And I’m in love with a nineteen-year-old girl who’s really in to me
But I apologize in advance if I’m not who you wanted me to be
3.
Nice
Boy(The Secret to the Workplace)
My daddy told me that when I grow up I’ll be a star
I bet that’s what your daddy told you too now baby look where you are
You’ve got those plastic phony eyeballs and a voice that could break glass
I found the secret to the workplace is don’t get fucked in the ass
And I’m such a nice boy
Shaven clean
I’m such a nice boy
Way over eighteen
So when I found out about that hierarchy chain of command
That’s when I found out that this pee-on spot ain’t no place to stand
Cause if I tell her she’ll tell him and tell him and tell him
There ain’t no chain to pass
I found the secret to the workplace is don’t get fucked in the ass
And I’m such a nice boy
Shaven clean
I’m such a nice boy
Way over eighteen
I’m such a nice boy
Never frown
I’m such a nice boy
Time to turn the whole world upside down
My daddy told me that when I grow up I’ll be a star
I bet that’s what your daddy told you too now baby look where you are
You’ve got those plastic phony eyeballs and a voice that could break glass
I found the secret to the workplace is don’t get fucked in the ass
Ginger was a man
As far as I could tell
Ginger was a man
As far as I could tell
Hell came easy to him that is why
Ginger loved the web
He was a webmaster
I thought I’d seen everything
But then came her
But hell came easy to him that is why
Gingerbread houses on alert
Take one for the team
Take it up your skirt
People have fetishes you’ve never even heard about
Ginger was a man
Who had a problem
She couldn’t tie her shoes
Without a mouse in her hand
But hell came easy to him that is why
Gingerbread houses on alert
Take one for the team
Take it up your skirt
People have fetishes you’ve never even heard about
There are many things in this life that I’ve yet to try
Like shooting up heroin in through my eyelids
But I learned from Bouroughs that I could just like
So if Ginsburg can do it why can’t I?
Internet porno is getting boring
But girls in latex is a sure warning
That we’re alright and we’re happy
I know a lot of people who talk a good game
But no one ever just lays down and does it anymore
So all you people sitting behind a desk saying you’ve got a happy life
What good is having a life if you don’t use it at all?
But girls in latex is a sure warning
That we’re alright and we’re happy
So I applaud all of you who just go for it
And to let you know that I’m joining you now
So get your clothespins, your dog collars, and your smiling face
I just want out of the in crowd, and into the out crowd
Internet porno is getting boring
But girls in latex is a sure warning
That we’re alright and we’re happy
I don’t think I know who I’m dealing with
And if you do then I bet you’re wrong
Cause she said she’d flash me any old day
And it makes me feel like I’ve done something wrong
So this boys gone wild
Oh Sigma Phi Eta, college boys with short hair
I think I want to vomit on your Nike shoes
But girls when you strip down you make me aware
That I certainly have got a lot to lose
So this boys gone wild
Many times at night I’ve been drinking
Thinking what it’d be like to fly away from this world
But then I start to think of all the things I’d be missing
And those girls, those girly girly girls
So I don’t think I know who I’m dealing with
As I sang to the sorority they sat there and smiled
Cause these days any old girl will tell me the last time she’s touched herself
And it makes me feel like I want to be a child
So this boys gone wild
So as I’m watching this video I’m thinking of another one
A 90’s sappy romance that might seem infantile
But when I was 16 that’s what I thought love was
But now people in this world are forcing me to be wild
So this boys gone wild
Just for a little walk baby
The boys gone wild
7.
17 Ain’t 24
Hey, it’s alright with me
When you’re getting old
It’s harder and harder to be
A person young at heart
It’s over time to die
But if you’re lucky
You’ll never think about it
But I’m thinking all the time
James came by the other night to tell me all about his family
Tom thinks that it’s gonna be fine
It ain’t gonna be fine for me
So if you walk around town every night
And you never ever ever get bored
Well let me tell you 17 ain’t 24
So please be good to me
I’d like everybody here now to see
That 42 is looking young
Maybe it’ll be for me the next coming of a seventh sun
James came by the other night with his very own family
He told us how his wife had just made another perfect memory
And then I start to think it might be time for my wilderness store
So let me tell you 17 ain’t 24
These days people like to come around
And say that they’re younger than me
You know what I don’t care it didn’t use to bother me
People having kids, their very own family
Well I’ll have mine, I’ll get there in time
And that’s how it’s going to be
Well James came by the other night and his son just hit a homerun
And I thought maybe someday having a son would be fun
But these days I like just to walk around and I never ever ever get bored
But let me tell you 17 ain’t 24
James came by the other night with his very own family
He told me how his little girl would be the next Jackie Kennedy
And when we use to walk all alone and never ever ever get bored
But let me tell you 17 ain’t 24
It ain’t 24
24 and so much more
8. Acceptance
What’s been has been and what will be will be
But I’ve got a lot riding on this ice cream
What’s done is done what’s seen is seen
What’s been has been and what will be will be
But I’ve got a lot riding on this ice cream
What’s done is done what’s seen is seen
I almost croaked in 1994 but I won’t die
Almost again in 1999 but I won’t die
I spoke to mystical gods who said, “The writing’s on the wall.
Loneliness is at the core of it all.”
I spoke to mystical gods who told me once they said,
“Penis size don’t matter girls it’s all in your head.”
What’s done is done what’s seen is seen
What’s been has been and what will be will be
But I’ve got a lot riding on this ice cream
What’s done is done what’s seen is seen
Dangerous minds think alike
I wish I had a new bike
Clones moving in and out of town
I’m alone but I’m not down and out
Some of this may be easy to hear
Some of this may be harmful if swallowed
People with great minds think alike
Glad I never met Mussolini
Sometimes tailors mess up
And I end up wearing a dress
That doesn’t fit
Some of this may be easy to take
Some of this may be harmful if swallowed
If you are ever walking in the highlands
And you feel a tickle on your neck
Don’t worry or think it’s a ghost or a spirit or anything else but a friend
Some of this may be so easy to take
Some of this may be harmful if swallowed
Time to wake up
Get me out of this anti-everything itch
SSRI stands for something I can’t even mention
But not what it was supposed to
No not what they told me
Not what they told me
Harmful if swallowed
Shrinks are like blueberries
Pluck them once, never see them again
But I love them, just as they love me
They love me
They say, “Some of this may be quite easy to take,
While others may be harmful if swallowed.”
May be harmful if swallowed
10. Bored as Hell
Were you the cream of the crop
Were you the one who was dropped from your label
Were you a photographed child
One who ran wild across the table
Were you the child who was left behind
Was this the kind of life you had in mind
These day lying in bed, rotting there in this cell
Bored as hell
Were you the man with a plan
Did everyone say that man’s just a dreamer
But what set you apart was that your untamed heart’s a little bit greener
And nine to five’s just a waste of time
Is this the kind of life you had in mind
These days lying in bed, never quite feeling too well
Bored as hell
Were you the child who was left behind
Was this the kind of life you had in mind
These days lying in bed, never quite feeling too well
Bored as hell
Were you the cream of the crop
Were you the one who was dropped from your label
Were you a mystic child
One who ran wild across the table
Were you the child who was left behind
This ain’t the kind of life I had in mind
And will I be o.k., these days I can never tell
Bored as hell
11. D.O.S.
12. Quiet Song
It’s hard to make a meaning of something
When you don’t even know what it is
It’s hard to get people to love you
When what you love isn’t even yours to begin with
All the people who love the mission
They can all go out fishin’
I love people just as much as you love God
So I’ll sing a quiet song for everyone
Sing a quiet song for those in need
Sing a quiet song for God who loves me
Sing a quiet song
It’s the middle of the night on an October night
And I don’t know where I’m going
Some people like to walk but I like to stroll around the world
But where I’m going nobody knows
It’s a quiet October night and I’m strolling
I heard somebody play a nice piano tonight
Sing a quiet song for those who love me
Sing a quiet song for those in need
Sing a quiet song for my own welfare
People who need me now
Think I’ll walk down
the road into western
Hitch a ride with a girl with a red dress on
Haven’t figure out just what it means yet
But things are so very loud
You should take some time out for yourself
And sing a quiet song for those who love me
It’s a quiet song for those in need
Sing a quiet song for those who hate me
Sing a quiet song cause it’s late at night
Sing a quiet song for those who are hungry
Sing a quiet song for those who are full up
Sing a quiet song for those who love me
This October night
On this oh so loud October night
Sing a quiet song
Words and Music by Adam Goldberg. Copyright 2004 Cellophane Dreams
Productions.